A girl on my facebook

thebeautyofmadness:

who is trying to lose weight, just posted that she is going to “reward her two hour gym session with a chinese takeaway!” 

Wow, i don’t think you quite understand how weight loss works.

This just pretty much summed up why I don’t come on here anymore. 

Hello Tumblr,

It’s been a while.

Had an urge to re-visit you, may have to start a new one though as the stuff on this one makes me want to cry/cringe…

I shall keep you updated,

xoxo

havent been on here for time and i actually dont miss it

nathantrout asked: Where've you been?

my laptop dosent let me on tumblr :( makes it crash, so im on my friends…  

sexualpeaches asked: why the unfollow?

i didnt realise i did :s x

Anonymous asked: was you wearing a thong under that black dress in wakie last night

creepy as fuck.

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the life

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grandiosedelusions asked: i have those sheets, only £15 from ikea for double with 4 pillowcases, bargain! x

Yes! aha thank you! definitely gonna invest :) x

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “Madam, what is the matter?” the hostess asked. “You obviously do not see it,” she responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.” “Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.” The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. “Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.” The hostess turned to the black man and said “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.” At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.


this is amazingly beautiful

i want bedding like this for sept

legs like that too wouldnt be so bad either

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safertohateher:

hhh8:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.

The picture above is of my mother.  Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer).  She has twenty-three years of mothering experience.  She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.

On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner. 

dying.

aha very witty

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you cant really tell but…
ive been out all day and the sun barely came out for 5 minutes and ive burnt all my nose cheeks and forehead and alllllll my freckles have come out. fml.